The hyenas at Stureplan

Hyenas. (lat. Hyaenidae) is a family in the predatory species (carnivore). The exterior much resembles human, but belong to the subspecies scavenging brats (wrongformia). The family today consists of four subspecies, were of one, the Stureplansbrat (or Stockholm brat) occur in Stureplan and during the summer half of the year in Båsta, Halmstad, Visby and Sandhamn.
The Stureplan hyena is divided in two subfamilies where one family of so called brats, which consists of three species which are scavengers or hunts vertebrates, while the second family consists of “Partyyfixers” (or Club arranger) who mostly feed on easy impressed Swedes.
The family arose during the 70s in the clubs Alexandra and Tramps, during the 80s in Café Opera and Vickan. Jocke Langer and DJ Klibbe-di-klabbe is considered pioneers for the broadening of the hyenas in Stockholm.The Hyenas closest relatives are the predators within the family of Doormen (or Clubguard), who occur almost all over Sweden. The biggest threat against the hyenas is mans increasing self esteem, and insight that they can fix the party themselves. In large groups the hyenas can pose a threat towards individuals in society, and therefore increasing solidarity and communion have heavily decreased their influence in smaller societies with stronger social unity.

Movement and activity

Hyenas are not shy of people and sometimes move around closely to working societies. Hyenas are alchowalkers and reside almost solely in bars. They lack the ability to have gainful employment but have no problems to move around in rowdy environments. All species are acceptable. For instance a high tipped noble hyena can dance 50 km per night. Hyenas are mostly active by night. They start their search to feed at dusk, becoming more active by night and become desperate for pray at dawn. However some big city hyenas can be active daytime when sunny weather occurs. As rule they generally rest the day away in condos, dads house or secondhand rented one room apartments in the suburb.
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